Last night, I had a wonderful experience attending an event
sponsored by my local bookstore,
Hockessin Bookshelf. It is a book discussion
group called Eat, Drink, Read, held at a local shop owned by a chef. The chef
cooks dinner for the group – a dinner based on the book! – and the participants
discuss the book while enjoying their meal. It was a fabulous evening – great
company, good discussion, and amazing food, a winning combination. The book we
discussed last night was
Where’d You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple, and everyone enjoyed both the book
and the discussion (and the dinner!).
Where’d You Go, Bernadette is a completely unique novel filled with hilarious satire yet also
warmth. The entire novel is told through
a wide variety of media, including e-mails sent between the characters,
letters, receipts, and other documents. Bernadette is the mother of a daughter,
Bee, who is in 8th grade in a small private school in Seattle.
Having moved from L.A. twenty years ago, Bernadette has still not acclimated to
life in the Pacific Northwest. She’s something of a shut-in, avoiding
interacting with other people as much as possible, though she clearly loves Bee
and is a good mother to her.
Bee’s husband, Elgie, is a big shot at Microsoft (a rock
star who gave the 4th most popular TED talk ever, as one of his
admirers gushes), working in its iconic Seattle campus where he clearly does feel at home. Elgie, Bernadette, and Bee live in a
ramshackle building on a hill that used to be a girls’ reform school. Under
Bernadette’s neglect, the house is falling apart, but she has a new approach to
life – she has hired herself a virtual assistant in India who does everything
for her from arranging for yard work to making a dinner reservation to ordering
her prescriptions (we all agreed last night that we’d like our own virtual
assistants!).
We know from the first page of the novel that Bernadette
disappeared two days before Christmas, so all of these various documents that
make up the novel go back and gradually fill in the blanks as to what happened
in the weeks and months (and years) leading up to this upsetting event. Hearing
from the different characters’ perspectives helps to slowly build a picture of
who Bernadette is and what she’s done. Though her actions seem odd at first,
learning about her past helps the reader to feel some empathy for Bernadette.
Plot summary alone doesn’t do this novel justice; what you
can’t tell from this description is that this book is hilariously, laugh-out-loud
funny and extremely clever.
Semple’s satire focuses, in turn, on the Pacific Northwest in general
and Seattle in particular, Microsoft’s unique corporate climate, being a parent
with school-age kids in today’s world, and even modern life in general. As a
parent, I loved the satire about schools and over-involved parents and was
laughing right from the very first page, where Bee’s report card shows that the
worst grade a child at Galer Street School can get is a W for Working Toward
Excellence!
Here’s how Bernadette describes Seattle in a letter to an
old L.A. colleague:
“Greetings from sunny Seattle, where women are “gals,”
people are “folks,” a little bit is a “skosh,” if you’re tired you’re “logy,”
if something is slightly off it’s “hinky,” you can’t sit Indian-style but you
can sit “crisscross applesauce,” when the sun comes out it’s never called “sun”
but always “sunshine,” boyfriends and girlfriends are “partners,” nobody swears
but someone occasionally might “drop the f-bomb,” you’re allowed to cough but
only into your elbow, and any request, reasonable or unreasonable, is met with
“no worries.”
Have I mentioned how much I hate it here?”
I wondered if this book would appeal mainly to parents of
school-aged kids, but there were plenty of non-parents in the group last night
who thoroughly enjoyed the satire also. While the humor in this novel is a big
part of its attraction, that’s not all it has to offer; the novel is also clever and warm and even a bit
of a mystery. The author spotlights family relationships, using satire to deal
with some very serious issues. Relationships between mother and daughter,
between spouses, and between father and daughter are all explored here. I
thoroughly enjoyed this novel, as did all of our book discussion participants
(I think the lowest rating out of 5 was a 3 and many gave it a 4 or 5). After
such a unique, clever, and hilarious novel, I look forward to seeing what
Semple comes up with next.
326 pages, Back Bay Books (Little, Brown & Company)
P.S. If you read the novel, do not skip over “Dear Mountain Room
Parents” in the back, after the acknowledgments. This essay by Semple,
originally published in The New Yorker,
had me – and my husband – laughing hysterically. The phrase “nondenominational
potato prints” still cracks us up!
P.P.S. Oh, and we heard last night, that this novel is being made into a movie! Semple herself is writing the screenplay, since she used to write for TV (Mad About You, Ellen, Arrested Development) before she became a novelist. Can't wait!
